A favourite teenage goddaughter gave me an unusual but practical birthday present – a seduction kit, the three components of which are gratifyingly high end.
1. A bar of smelly soap; who wants to be pounced on by a whiffy seducer?
2. The seducers’ elixir guaranteed to result in swooning.
3. But if it doesn’t achieve results, resort to repeated doses of Sipsmith London Cup until the desired one succumbs.